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October 9th, 2004
10:56 pm - GOOO NOW
Uhh forgot to let everyone know....
Decided lj sucks, and moved my blog back to my domain.
My webjournal is now at http://blog.false-hope.org you should totally go there. My blog ownz.
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September 15th, 2004
09:48 am - sdfsde sfdewgrtfe frdsesftg
wow... so, um, yeah. its been a while. A long while. And sadly, nothing exciting has happened. NOTHING AT ALL has happened. I really still haven't made any friends. I've collected a couple screen names here and there, but still have yet to actually go out and HANG OUT with anyone.... and it sucks. Especially since I was always the kid in High School that had more friends than she had brain cells.
And, oh, I miss all my hometown friends. Like Lauren. She was my best friend for god knows how long and I saw her twice all summer... and TALKED to her once since I've been at school.
Amy... who made me turn PURPLE from laughter everyday in school with her silly child-molesting ways. I don't even TALK to her either, and it really makes me sad.
Melissa... whom I had soooo many adventures with... throwing John's DVD and hat on fire into his lawn, running over the tree, skipping school every goddamn Thursday, being chased in Pittsburgh on Homecoming night.... god too many to count.
Andrea.... our silly little games and laughter in Chemestry ALWAYS pissed Mrs. Peterson off sooo much. Billy the kid, "Is that egg yolk??", All the numbers on that damn chart, oh man it was funny and I miss it.
And so many more people too, christ.
The only person I actually SEE is little miss Kingsbury. And that's good because I love her....but its a bummer I don't see anyone else.
come see me, guys. =(
Current Mood: sad Current Music: laura drying her hair
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September 1st, 2004
06:21 pm - grrrarghsnuff
hahah you're such a dangerous girl... but your skin is so smooth, just like a goddamn snake
it's so hot and it's too hot to take a shower so it's hot and dirty. blegh. and NO i don't take cold showers you mofos, that's sick and wrong.
when you drink lots of orange juice, and then wait a long time and then swallow you get a really weird acid taste in the back of your throat.
hehehehe ;0 fuck yeh all
notice how i am at college yet my ability to write has somehow declined? WHAT IS THIS.
Amy, happened to you this??
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August 30th, 2004
06:05 pm - sigh
i need to make some friends up here quickly. im already depressing myself.
that is all.
Current Mood: stressed
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August 29th, 2004
10:13 am - ROOM = SAUNA = NO SLEEP FOR KAYT
Laura is now my roommate... SHE IS MY MOTHER AND FATHER NOW. A very drunk mother and father who has a hangover. I will shit in her pillowcase later today.
it's fun to laugh at things then nobody expects it when you explode and go on a homicidal rampage or something because you were the kid who always thought things were funny. or the quiet one. i'm BOTH. OH YEA.
my stomach hurts. this is confusing. i think its because of the boozE? i never say what i really want to say.
Current Mood: hot Current Music: none. laura ish sleeping
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02:08 am - college?
God DAMN!!! I am officially at Indiana University of Pennsylvania. After a grueling day of moving our furniture around four times, putting away our clothes, and fighting with sticky-tack on walls, we are finally done.
AND NOW ITS 230 AM AND I AM FDRUNK OFFMUY ASS. no more too much. booze is bad BUT GOOD. amy u know this as well Current Mood: drunk
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August 19th, 2004
06:28 pm - YEEEE-HAW!
OH NO OH NO... college in 9 days... and for the first time, I'm actually afraid. I'm scared to grow up... to live on my own. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited as hell to go, but I'm also sooo scared. what if I fail out? NO NO NO OVERTHINKING jfpskfmal;sf
big headache like from spine of my brain swimming around all the wrinkles and stinging, lots of shaking today from my shoulder. embarrassing. ssssssshhhkalalshak, beginning to repeat.
nonsense. oh, how i love my brain. in other words, it gives me many orgasms. <3
Current Mood: curious
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August 16th, 2004
10:12 am
hmm... joy. Ive had a stuffed up nose since May, so i went to the doctor. Haha I left with three shots and a bundle of medicine. They think I may have sleep apnea. JOY. what is that? Its where you temperarily stop breathing in your sleep. My dad has a mild case of it, and people can get it so bad that they have to sleep with a monitor hooked onto them that keeps them breathing. hurray for me. maybe i'll die from it.
Current Mood: aggravated
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August 13th, 2004
12:28 pm - hmmmmm
I love sales people... This one had a bad accent and the reception was really bad on the line.
"Hello?"
"Hello. Is Mr. David Treter home?"
"Uh, no he isn't."
"Then can I speak to any other home owner who is available?"
"...Can't only one person own a home at a time?"
"Are you a homeowner?"
"...No."
"Is there anyone there who is a homeowner?"
"No. We don't want any...whatever you're selling."
"When will be a more convenient time?"
"Never."
"...My name is Bruce Wayne from *blahIforgotthename*. May I speak to any available home owner?"
"Bruce Wayne, huh?"
"Yes. Are you a homeowner?"
"Are you in the Bat Cave? Cause you've got really bad reception there."
"...There may be some technical difficulties. *pause* Is this better?"
"You need to get further out of the Bat Cave so I can hear you."
"Okay. This is Bruce Wayne from *Istilldon'tremember*. Is any home owners available?"
"Shouldn't you be chasing the Joker or something?"
"Pardon?"
"Riddle me this, Mr. Wayne! What do you call sales people who call your house and don't take no for an answer?"
"..."
"Assholes, Mr. Wayne. Assholes." *CLICK*
Current Mood: accomplished
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August 9th, 2004
04:02 pm - OMFG AN ENTIRE JOURNAL LOG ABOUT COMPLETLY NOTHING!!!111ONEONEuno
Oh oh oh oh HYPERVENTILATING DEATH AHHH. Ehehehehheheh. What? What is this? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. Hey. Yeah. What? Excuse me. I'm SO SORRY.
there is a stupid bush where i park my car everyday at home. Mother likes it. but it is stupid. I tell her we must dispose of the bush immediately. IT ATTRACTS THE BEES OF DEATH. And they make me cry. And how am I supposed to get in my car WITH THE BEES.
It's taking me about 30 seconds to comprehend what people are talking to me and yet I can type perfectly fine. Amazing. Like, last night(this morning?) at 200am, i was half asleep:
mom:"What time should I wake you up?" me:"Okay" why? because it sounded like she said "WJfj time kjgfs up what nuh?".
Current Mood: working
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August 5th, 2004
05:07 pm - I think my brain finally died without TELLING ME. Which is very rude. Very very very very rude
AHAHAHAHA I FEEL ASLEEP. Which was good, because I am up at 8 am to go teach stupid 6 year-old-kids how to swim with other lifeguards!!!!11 YES I LOVE KIDS AT 8 AM THEY MAKE MY DAY.
I come back online and everyone is gone. How sad. OMG THIS MUST MEAN YOU ALL H8 ME!@!22211. One of these days I'm gonna stop thinking that I piss everyone off/they hate me. But first I'd have to stop being such an ASSHOLE. And that's just impossible, I have too much fun being a dick.
and who the FUCK was talking to me about how they wanted to have sex with a horse?!? someone was, and i cant remember who. all i know is that i want to kick them in the teeth for such thoughts. only I can have sex with horses, thankyouverymuch. AMY DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS TOO????
Current Mood: amused
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August 4th, 2004
01:03 pm - ALCOHOL + OCEAN = BAAAAAAAAAAAD
Just got back from Myrtle Beach, SC, with my most bestest friend Laura... whom will now be called Roxy Laura from now on. Haha we are such drunks. We arrived at 1130, and in less than an hour we were on the beach, totally plastered with some strangers. But oh my god, we have no idea how much we drank. They handed us a bottle of some sort of 80 proof Vodka(i think?) and we just chugged. It was disgusting. It ended up with Roxy Laura throwing up and me wanting to die.
Christ. We burned so bad. I got so burnt I wanted to throw myself into the ocean for the sharks to eat, and Roxy was three times worse than I. I felt soooo bad, b/c i was bitching about how much pain I was in, while there she was with a burn so bad she had a fever.
AMY I WANT TO SEE YOUR TATTOO NOW!!!
Current Mood: blah
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July 23rd, 2004
08:52 am - lizards and curfews
you know what sucks? Being used to staying out til 500am, then getting in trouble for it and being forced home at midnight. sucks REAL bad.
Yesterday, I found a baby lizard in our kitchen sink. It startled the hell out of me! But I scooted it into a jar and got it outside.
And now, I just found another one. In the kitchen sink. Are they coming up through the drain or something? This one was a baby too. Maybe we're being attacked by an angry race of baby lizards. Oh god, the horror!
Current Mood: exhausted
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July 22nd, 2004
11:37 pm - poonnnmmmmeeeel
i came home at 400am monday night, and 530am last night. Mom was up waiting for me both nights. Thats bad, since I told her I'd be home at midnight. Very bad. Naughty naughty Kayt.
and OMG. stupid stupid STUPID car. The blazer keeps dying on me. I go to start it and the battery is dead. This sucks because it does it at 500am when it is parked in the middle of nowhere ((me and my boy were getting down and dirty)). We had to walk back to his house and fricken wake his parents. i wanted to DIE i was so humiliated, but the situation was hilarious as well.
i am suffering from severe lack of sleep. Amy, i know you're the same.
so today after work, I come home and go to my computer. I go to sit down and there is this HUUGGGGGGE puddle of red-tinted water on my chair. I was like, "wtf?!?! deluted blood!?!?" I looked around for something to clean it up with. No towels about. So I shrugged and sat down in it. Feels nice and cold on my hot young bottom.
Current Mood: cold
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July 17th, 2004
06:52 am - Three dinners, all from BK!! go kayt go
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scared you, didn't i? Thats what i thought.
insanepunk112: yeah im in the i-wanna-die phase of the hangover Sita 900: fuckin hell. Sita 900: me 2
I got my nose pierced yesterday!! It stung quite a bit, and my eyes watered, but it wasn't too bad.
Ohhh man I got so trashed last night, I'm paying for it right now. Hillary and me started drinking at 500 and didn't really stop. We ended up laying on her bed and talking about sex and our boyfriends for literally three hours. Then we got up and drank more. Which was a bad choice. Then somehow we ended up at Burger King where all our lovely friends work and I ate my third dinner for the evening!!! GO FAT KAYT GO. Heather and her friend Adam escorted us to the Horse Trading Days fair thing where there was about 1937294 police running around. Baaaaaaad. BAAAADDD.
I talked to A.J. on the phone while I was pissed drunk and I think it kind of annoyed him. That's okay.
Its going on 700 right now... I came home and passed out around midnight and woke up at 500.... Lucky for me, Hillary was online!!! We're both sick as dogs right now and can't sleep. adljwqpq21dwl nsaw I feel so fucking sick.
NOTE TO SELF::::: alcohol is bad.
NOTE TO EVERYONE ELSE:::: do not hit bottles of tequila off your forehead. Hillary did. She ended up with a sore head, and the bottle sprayed liquer everywhere
Current Mood: sick
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July 15th, 2004
01:23 pm
Oh my god, I look like I have leprosy. Its terrible. My nose got sooo sun burned from work, and then it peeled. Then it burned again, then it peeled again. Its all scabby and disgusting, and I seriously look like I have leprosy. Everywhere I go, people talk to me and say, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE?!!?" I simply tell them I have leprosy, and, oh yeah, that it's contagious. I am reminded of the Simpsons episode where Bart and Homer thought they had the disease.
so lets see... what's happened in the lovely land of Kayt-dom? NOTHING. nadda thing. i suck. and am boring. Oh, I did get my one ear pierced twice, and am planning for several more ear piercings.... Plus I am going to get my nose pierced as soon as I am cured from my leprosy. I've gone into a piercing frenzy and won't be stopped... I'm debating over a eyebrow piercing right now. EEEHHHHH don't worry, I won't be coming home with my tits and clit pierced. thats wrong on so many levels.
I am addicted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I mean, I've been a fan since Season Two of the show, and even though it ended over a year ago, I still love it. Laura has six of the seven seasons on DVD, and I've been borrowing them and watching them... Like, 4 episodes a day. Four hours a day. DAMN YOU LAURA FOR OWNING THEM AND MAKING ME WASTE MY LIFE.
....errrr, my life is already wasted. SCORE!
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July 12th, 2004
08:40 pm - my milkshake??
Stolen from Nicci!!

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July 9th, 2004
11:14 pm - FINALLY
i just looked at the clock... 1051. u know what i thought? "hey! channel one is over. time to go to gym class!!" sick, sick, sick. but not nearly as sick as my dream about me being in the marching band with a cat, sarah b, and mr. matchett all loving me.
AMITH: happy *late* b-day. how's it feel to be legal? haha yeah that's what i thought. ODE to AMY on her BIRTHDAY Amy Amy, she just turned eighteen- legal for old men to screw! Amy Amy, likes to fantasize... about small cute children and big hair shrimps. Amith Amith, proud and daring (in) econ class you ruled. Hot wild wet sex is how I think of you tonight. I shall moan your name during all sex i have--- touch me please...
god, sometimes i scare myself. the ending sucked. i got distracted. ((!!!)) i was thinking of your hott little body on mine... .HAR HAR AHAARRR.
Current Mood: aggravated
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July 6th, 2004
12:53 am - it just keeps gettin better
doode. so aj's on vacation for two weeks. this sucks. im not used to being home at 100am everyday lol. im usually out w/ him til 4 or 5 in the morning. but i just spent a wild 26 hours with him. and when i say wild, i mean that *wink*. but now he's gone. :(
JESS... so i was at aj's house, and i was looking through his personal phone book. guess whose number was in there. BRYANS. Apparently, AJ and Bryan were like, best friends. So after I stopped foaming from the mouth and twitching on the floor, I was like, "doode, me and my friend jess mentally fucked him every day." ....probably not the best thing to say, LOL.
KENNYWOOD TOMORROW!!! with LAURA!!11 ahswdlk n it will be much fun. im going to ride the spinny rides til i puke all over a four year old child.
( Picture of me and AJ... b/c u know u wanna see what he looks like )
i r pathetic.
Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: none
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June 26th, 2004
03:32 pm - skoo
im supposed to go to work in like, 10 minutes. but I really don't want to. there is something wrong when the lifeguards at the pool are dressed in pants and sweatshirts, and still shivering their asses off.... and people swim. silly people. they put their heads under water and i scream at them. and throw feces at them.
OHHH GREECE WAS BEAUTIFUL. i wanna go back. not with my family tho. don't get me wrong, i love my family and had a great time with them, but i want to go w/ my friends as well.
and alas, im starting to miss all my school friends. didn't think i would. high school? fuck it all. but i miss them. I miss laughing with them in class, making fun of people as well hahaha
I miss my Biology Foursome. I miss mentally fucking Bryan every day with Jess... infront of all the children. I miss Faythe stealing all my binders so I have no schoolwork with me all day. I miss Frau and her craziness and hilarious laugh. And man, I even miss the dirty bastard teachers i had.
ok, maybe not the dirty bastards called teachers. Current Mood: bored
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